An ongoing list of injuries and illnesses:
*Francesca's elbow
Cause: slippery steps in the hostel made from real wood and sandals with no traction.
*Valentina throwing up
Cause: unknown, but thought to be from a shishkebab purchased from a sketchy street vendor in Valparaiso who tried to kiss her after she bought it and may have sprinkled some sick dust on it as well....she is better today
*Francesca's toe
Cause: steps that blend into the ground at the Baquedano metro stop
*Francesca throwing up
Cause: unknown, but consequences included staying in hotel for 24 hours and watching lots of Dr.90210 and Sunset Tan
*Valentina's butt
Cause: an ¨easy¨ bike ride that turned into a three hour rough ride through rocks and hills
*Francesca's thigh
Cause: originally from a five hour hike up a snowy mountain and falling awkwardly into a snow hole. Then magnified when she tripped over an uneven pavement in Pucòn to twist the thigh opposite
6 comments:
Okay ~ those are enough casualties for the entire trip ~ no more!!!
you and your bloody toe!!!!!
Just don't pull a Greece injury
Recommendations:
An ongoing list of ways the apparently dynamic duo of Boog y Vale can avoid more casualties...
1. Wear REAL shoes
2. Don't drink so much vino before trying to walk places
3. BEWARE anyone who's name is "sketchy street vendor"
4. Remember girls, it's not a casualty unless you die from it :)
These seem like tiny things, where are the real injuries?? ;) haha jk
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